party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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