if you like me you must not know who I am
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
We have so much sex to catch up on
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
