fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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