doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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