sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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