Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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