Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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