i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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