We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Its about making memories worth repressing
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
