So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
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i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
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Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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