His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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