Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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