So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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