Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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