do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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