I accidentally had phone sex last night
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Fuck appropriateness.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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