We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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