woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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