i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
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Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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