so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
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all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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