thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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