I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
organizing the empties. That sober.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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