what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
dude i'm inner monologue high
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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