Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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