dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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