I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
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I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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