I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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