I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
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I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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