Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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