all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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