Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
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Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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