He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
So gin and wine won't be happening again
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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