I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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