am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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