was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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