just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
as a side note pls kill me
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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