Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
