You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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