Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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