Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
she smelled like a LAN party
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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