I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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