To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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