Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
