Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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