i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
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He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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