used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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