i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Just high enough for therapy.
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Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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