Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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