Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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