Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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