He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
vagina is talking i cant
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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