I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
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Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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