we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
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Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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