She's JV to your varsity
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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