just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
